Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or a Sears poncho?Hmmm... No fooling. ― Frank Zappa, "Camarillo Brillo"

To steal from one person is theft. To steal from many is taxation. ― Daiell's Law (a take-off on Felson's Law)

Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the miseryof another.

Morality is one thing. Ratings are everything. ― A Network 23 executive on "Max Headroom"

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!""However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me asense of obligation." ― Stephen Crane

Wozencraft's Law: If you make all of your plans on the assumption that aparticular thing won't happen―it will.