Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. ― F. M. Hubbard

Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

If you see someone without a smile, give them yours. ― Anonymous

[The Ramones'] "I Wanna Be Sedated" should be played loud, poorly, and insome dingy club where you'd get grounded if your folks found out you werethere, not quietly while strolling down the freezer aisle. ― Drew Sudell

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. ― Steven Wright

A Nixon [is preferable to] a Dean Rusk ― who will be passionatelywrong with a high sense of consistency. ― J. K. Galbraith

Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Eloquence is vehement simplicity. ― Cecil

The fact that it works is immaterial. ― L. Ogborn