If you have to push so hard that you break your penis, you are doingsomething wrong. — Frank McLaughlin
If you have to push so hard that you break your penis, you are doingsomething wrong. — Frank McLaughlin
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
A fanatic is a person who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ― Winston Churchill
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simplememory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct timeto order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A,E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. ― Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion"
The optimum committee has no members. ― Norman Augustine
pi seconds is a nanocentury. ― Tom Duff
Optimization hinders evolution.