There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth init; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. ― Dorothy Parker

There are no saints, only unrecognized villains.

Spark's Sixth Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinentquestion, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down,paraphrase the question back at him.

Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.

Nothing recedes like success. ― Walt Kelly

Biggest security gap - an open mouth.

"Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong."

Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.

History shows that the human mind, fed by constant accessions of knowledge,periodically grows too large for its theoretical coverings, and bursts themasunder to appear in new habiliments, as the feeding and growing grub, atintervals, casts its too narrow skin and assumes another... Truly theimago state of Man seems to be terribly distant, but every moult is a stepgained. ― Charles Darwin, from "Origin of the Species"

California is the ghost of Christmas future for the rest of America. ― anonymous post to an Internet forum