A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention,and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. ― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals byJackasses. ― H. L. Mencken

I don't care if I'm a lemming. I'm not going.

One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. ― Publilius Syrus

Interpreter, n.: One who enables two persons of different languages tounderstand each other by repeating to each what it would have been tothe interpreter's advantage for the other to have said. ― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Sounds like a plan. ― Steve Mayr

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents,for these only gave life, those the art of living well. ― Aristotle