From too much love of living/From hope and fear set free,We thank with brief thanksgiving/Whatever gods may be,That no life lives forever/That dead men rise up never,That even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea. ― Swinburne

The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is goingdown.

America has become a tired old whore, selling her institutions like back alleyblowjobs to fat cat businessmen for their pocket change. ― Rich Simons

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.

Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

Idiot, n.: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in humanaffairs has always been dominant and controlling. ― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find theprogrammers cannot write in English.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

To be is to program.