About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.

Sometimes, too long is too long. ― Joe Crowe

Those who sacrifice liberty for the sake of safety deserve neither, but thosewho sacrifice creativity for safety end up with a velvet painting of Elvis. ― Rich Simons

Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.

Death: to stop sinning suddenly.

He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.

If you have to push so hard that you break your penis, you are doingsomething wrong. — Frank McLaughlin

Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend. ― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independentthinkers.

He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned mycontempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him thespinal cord would suffice. ― Albert Einstein


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