God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.

Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.

Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.

The so-called "desktop metaphor" of today's workstations is instead an"airplane-seat" metaphor. Anyone who has shuffled a lap full of papers whileseated between two portly passengers will recognize the difference ― one cansee only a very few things at once. ― Fred Brooks, Jr.

Progress is nothing but the victory of laughter over dogma. ― Benjamin DeCasseres

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. ― Bo Diddley

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who isplaying golf with his boss.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.