Have you locked your file cabinet?

"Why was I born with such contemporaries?" ― Oscar Wilde

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. ― G. K. Chesterton

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

We're the weirdest monkeys ever. ― Karl Lehenbauer

I can live for two months on a good compliment. ― Mark Twain

Don't worry about what other people are thinking about you. They're toobusy worrying about what you are thinking about them.

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficultthan to understand him. ― Fyodor Dostoevski

For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. ― Abraham Lincoln