Sin is a dangerous toy in the hands of the virtuous. It should be left to thecongenitally sinful, who know when to play with it and when to let it alone. ― H. L. Mencken

A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

Among the many invectives I invent when people piss me off, this is mycurrent favorite: 'Fuck yer own throat, you piss-dribbling monkey dick!'I'm hoping it catches on with you folks. — Jon Miller, a.k.a., Doc Spender

[He was] a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like hewas waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. ― Mark Twain

Youth is wasted on the young. ― George Bernard Shaw

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. ― Mark Twain

There's a certain freedom in being so tired that you just can't possibly doanother thing. ― Brian M. Clapper