Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.

Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist. ― Jean Ichbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie

Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things whichotherwise require harder thinking. ― Jerome Lettvin

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he ishollering about. ― Mark Twain

If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all. ― Ronald Reagan

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. ― Abraham Lincoln

Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a specialcase.

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!""However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me asense of obligation." ― Stephen Crane