Greener's Law: Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at theright place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. ― Dorothy Nevill

Newlan's Truism: An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. ― Buckminster Fuller

"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly."

There is no statute of limitations on stupidity. ― Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.

Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem.

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heartno man much respects himself. ― Mark Twain

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. ― Bert Lantz