Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and lessobvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are nosolids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid. Thereare no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straightlines. ― R. Buckminster Fuller

Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning ofthe world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such asare out wish to get in? ― Ralph Emerson

We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved.

"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."

Bureaucrat, n.: A politician who has tenure.

Fourth Law of Revision: It is usually impractical to worry beforehand aboutinterferences ― if you have none, someone will make one for you.

Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, itcan wait. Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic ...

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficultthan to understand him. ― Fyodor Dostoevski

Boston, n.: Ludwig van Beethoven being jeered by 50,000 sports fans for finishing second in the Irish jig competition.

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