When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especiallymembers of the House and members of the Senate." ― former Vice-President Dan Quayle

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that madesense from things she found in gift shops. ― Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of aprofound truth may well be another profound truth. ― Niels Bohr

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not biteyou. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ― Mark Twain

Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.

A manager would rather live with a problem that he cannot solve thanaccept a solution that he does not understand. ― G. Woolsey

In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble. ― Alan Perlis

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficultthan to understand him. ― Fyodor Dostoevski