If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry fortomorrow morning, sleep late. ― Henny Youngman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry fortomorrow morning, sleep late. ― Henny Youngman
Take away your opinion, and you then take away the complaint, "I have beenharmed." Take away the complaint, "I have been harmed," and the harm is takenaway. ― Marcus Aurelius, "The Meditations", Book IV
Antimatter doesn't matter as a matter of fact. ― Piggins
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. ― Woody Allen
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
Geriatric Relativity: The observation that time goes faster the older you get. ― Brian M. Clapper
There is no statute of limitations on stupidity. ― Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.