Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will increaseuntil it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists ongetting some useful work done.

He is considered the most graceful speaker who can say nothing in most words.

Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed. ― Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient meansfor going backwards. ― Aldous Huxley

Are we not men?

Familiarity breeds contempt.

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

Stock brokers invest your money until it's all gone. ― Woody Allen

I'll tell you what kind of guy I was. If you ordered a boxcar full ofsons-of-bitches and opened the door and only found me inside, you couldconsider the order filled. ― Robert Mitchum

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.