Is it not strange that the descendants of those Pilgrim Fathers who crossedthe Atlantic to preserve their own freedom have always proved the mostintolerant of the spiritual liberty of others? ― Robert E. Lee, in a letter to President Franklin Pierce

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

It's hard for me to buy clothes, 'cause I'm not my size. ― Steven Wright

Graduate life ― it's not just a job, it's an indenture.

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with wordssince I first called my brother's father dad. ― William Shakespeare, "King John"

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beatsomebody. ― Richard M. Nixon

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. ― Dorothy Parker

"Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?" he asked. "Begin at thebeginning," the King said, gravely, "and go on till you come to the end:then stop." ― Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

Truth has always been found to promote the best interests of mankind. ― Percy Bysshe Shelley

Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.